* Some Of These
Are Really Old an Stupid (Lol) But Oh Well..If You Don't Wanna Read 'Em Then Don't!! *
Remember that life
isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away..
You only live once, but if you live it right..you only need one!
My bologna has a first name its "O-S-C-A-R-", My bologna has a second name
its "M-A-Y-E-R" I love to eat everyday and if you ask me why i'll say...because oscar mayer has a way with "B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!.....Haha!
Sometimes You Just Have To Let Go!..No Matter How Hard It Might Be..You Can Do It If You Put Your Faith Into It!..
I Want To Be There Girl He Looks At,Smiles *&* Says "Look Fella's Thats Her!"
Did u fall down the
ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!
Well....If I Called The Wrong Number Why
Did You Answer??
7/5th of all people do not understand
fractions!
sisors plastic tweasers OOPS
Before you criticize someone, you should
walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Not The *Brightest* Crayon in the box
now are we??
I dont swim in your *Toilet* so dont pee
in my *Pool!*
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Bassically don't stress ME..U can't Impress
ME..I ain't a tease..I'm just a reminder of what u can't please!
How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys
are there out there?
......two, but they're dating each other
Don't judge what your small mind cannot
comprehend<--Lol Heather*s Quote!!
I luv him,o yes I do, hes for me not for
u, and if by chance u take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face
i told my dad i stopped raising hell and
he called me a quitter !!!!
Birdy birdy in the sky why did u do that
in my Eye, looks like sugar, taste like sap o my gosh its birdy crap!<---LOL!!
If *Barbie* Is so popular....Then why
do you have to buy her *Friends*??
I hate u....u hate me
lets
get together n kill barney....with a one 2 punch barneys on the floor
no more purple dinosaur
Life was so much easier when your clothes didnt match *&*
boys had cooties
Your as fake as that padded bra your wearing
When i was younger i played with toys...But now that
im older i play them boys!
Poof Be Gone ....Your Breath Is To Strong..........Poof
Come Back..I Found A Tic-Tac
i went to heaven.......but they didnt want my bitchy
ass
so they sent me to hell.....but they was afraid i*d take over
A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey
I wanna die like that man on tv...peacfully in his
sleep....not like the passengers he had w/ him!!
An Apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors
cute screw the fruit!!
Guys *R* like slinkys they are good for nuttin but
you cant help but laugh when they fall down the stairs!<--Lmao!!
There *R* three type of men in the world *Small* *Medium* & *Oh My Gosh!*
I Smile bc i have no clue on whats going on!<--Lol!
Life Isnt A garden so stop being a *hoe*
One day your *Prince* Will come,my just took a wrong turn *&* is to stubborn
to ask for directions!
Your jealous bc the voices talk to me!!<--Lmao!!
Guys *R* Like roller coaster they either make you sick or give you the time
of your life!!
When you die,Ask God If you can bring a Friend
boy you look so fly,i might just give u a try,im gonna write your # in the palm of my hand,Oops i *Forgot*
i got a man!
It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean
it took me by complete surprise
when my heart got lost in his eyes
he*s not at all what i was
lookin 4
But he*s all i want *&* SoOo much more
were not sisters by birth,but i new it from the strart
fate brought us 2gether,be sisters
by the heart
The Freshman Child oh so shy longingly stares at the sophomore guy
The sophomore guy head in a
whirl merrily stares at the junior girl
The junior girl in her red sadden badly crushed over the senior man
The senior
man handsome and wild secretly worships the freshman child
If I knew you and you knew me, If both of us could clearly see,
And with an inner sight divine,
The meaning of your heart and mine,
I'm sure that we would differ less, And clasp our hands in friendliness;
Our thoughts
would pleasantly agree,If I knew you and you knew me
We laughed until we had to cry. We loved right down to our last goodbye
I wish my mother had told me the same thing about horror movies and guys when I was little--'Don't
worry, honey, it's all fake'
When I am right, nobody remembers...when I am wrong, nobody forgets.
Lifes *2* Short....Dont Date Ugly Guys!
Im Sick Of These Little Boys And The Games They Play...Either You Want Me Or You Dont So Bounce Or
Stay!?
Never give up if you still wanna try. Never wipe the tears if you still wanna cry. Never settle for
the answers if you still wanna know. Never say you don't love him if you can't let go!
How can you simply be friends with someone when everytime you look at them all you can think about
is how much more you want them!
Never say I love you if you really don't care. Never talk about feelings if they aren't really there.
Never hold my hand if your going to break my heart. Never sat you are going to if you don't plan to start. Never look into
my eyes if all you do is lie. Never say hello if you really mean goodbye. If you really mean forever then say you will try.
Never say forever, cause forever makes me cry!
Have u ever wondered which hurts more?Sayin sumthin when u wish u hadn`t or Sayin nuttin *&*
wishing u had?
Anyguy can catch my eye...but it takes a special one to catch my heart!!
Im Not Suppose 2 Luv U Im Not Suppose 2 Care,Im Not Suppose 2 Live My Life Wishin U Were There,Im
Not Suppose 2 Wonder Were u R Or What U Do,Im Sorry I Cant Help Myself,Im Falling In Luv With You!!
I tried sniffin coke once but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose!!
A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out!
If i could be anything,I would be ur tear so i could be born in ur eye,Live down ur cheek *&*
die on ur lips!
If U Need A Nickle..I'll Give U My Dime!If U Need A Man..B!tch Don't Mess
With Mine!
Loving You Is Like Breathing....How Can I Stop?
You Can Pick Your Friends...*&* You Can Pick Ur Nose...But You Cant Pick Ur Friends Nose!Lmao!!<--Dont
Ask!?
His Baggy Blue Jeans:$65 His Adidas Shirt:$35 His Boxers:$10 Seeing It All On My Bedroom
Floor....PRICELESS!!
Roses *R* Red Violets *R* Blue,Aids *R* Contagious So Watch Who U Screw! LOL!
Should I Pin My Heart 2 My Back So You Can See It Break As I Walk Away?
Live Each Day As If Its Your Last...Bc Sumday It Will Be
Everyone says -2- give up on you
But they dont see you like i do
You`re the one who broke my
heart.
You`re the reason my world fell apart.
You`re the one who made me cry.
Yet I still love you *&* i dont
know why!
missing you isnt the hard part knowing i once had you is what breaks my heart
Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me ur love and i'll be ur girl, give me a smile, give me
ur time, give me ur love and i'll give you mine
Say It To My Face B*tch & Not Behind My Back Cuz If You Like Talkin Sh*t Ur Face Is Gettin Smacked
all u hottiez wait in line so me & my gurlz can pimp ya'z 1 at a time
Love is like a star, you know that reaching it is impossible...but you keep reaching for it hoping
that one day that star will eventually fall for you
Eat Drink *&* Be Merry 4 Tomorrow We Will Die!<Amanda's Quote!!Ha*Ha!
Dont drink *&* drive you might spill your beer
God created man b4 women, cuz everyone knows there is a rough draft b4 a masterpiece
You thought you broke my heart, you thought you made my cry, I guess you know by now....not every player
is a guy!
perfect smile...Dainty waiste..lips everyguy wants to taste.. gourges Hair ....Gentle eyes.....Damn
I got you hypmotized!
Everytime I fall in love I fall for someone new, but I always seem to find myself falling back in love
with you
Im scared to fall in love, afraid to love so fast, cause everytime I fall in love it never seems to
last!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm in love, but not with you.
When we broke up, you thought I
cried, but all it was, was another guy.
You told your friends I was trick, I told my friends you was a dî¢k.
I told
you I loved you, you believed it was true, but guess what playa?
I Played You Too!!
I'm not a lie, I'm not an illusion, I'm a Princess so what's the confusion?
One day you will love me as I loved you, one day you will cry over me like I cried over you, one day
you will want me, but I wont want you
When You Was Born You was crying and every1 around you smiling....Live to where you are smiling when
you die and everyone around you is crying!
Have You Ever Lived My Life..?
Spent One Moment In My Shoe's..?
If Not?Then Why Do You Judge
Me As You Do?
To the world, you may be 1 small person, but to 1 small person, you may be the world
what breaks my heart the most when we're together is that when I look into your eyes, I don't see my
reflection
in them...I see her
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face, it gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car,
he sticks his head out the window
do you ever realize that we ignore the guys that adore us, and adore the guys that ignore us?
A guy and a girl can be just friends but at one point or another one of them will fall for the other,
maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late or maybe, just maybe...forever
I fell in love with you the second I laid eyes on you, it had nothing to do with the way you looked,
there was something in your eyes, then I found out what was in your heart
Friendship Is Like Family.....God Let You Choose!!